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The Queue: Legend of Zelda

I heard there was a big announcement from Nintendo about the Zelda series this morning. Back in my day kids, we had another big story — you might even call it Great? — featuring a princess named Zelda, too. They even made a movie version. Oh, no, we uh… we weren’t expecting a sequel. Why? uh, well…

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we might be a little evasive about the answer for no real reason. It’s just a little awkward. Oh hey, there’s a musical version on Broadway too!


The Queue: Yogg-Saron, god of pastries

I am the sugary dream…

The muffin in your midnight cravings…

The cake of a thousand layers!

Cower before my buttery form!

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF PASTRIES!

This is The Queue, a daily Q&A column where we would like to consume the flesh and blood of an ancient godlike being, as long as it tastes like lava cake.


 

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